White-throated Magpie-Jay (Calocitta formosa)
(Source: macaulaylibrary.org, via spadefish)
me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don’t have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺
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How do you even float?
You don’t have wings,
What are you, magic?
You’re not magic.
You’re just a rock-
He’s just a rock.
Kissing you on the forehead
With teeth
From behind
(via grimdarkmatt)
my favorite aesthetic has got to be casualwear and armor. like jeans and a chestplate or a tshirt and sweatpants and full plate gauntlets. that shit fucking rules.
instant +10 fashion buff to any outfit
im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains
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