podcastwizard:

me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don’t have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.

me: *does not go to the store*

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

(via grimdarkmatt)

gamegrumpsboys:

How do you even float?

You don’t have wings,

What are you, magic?

You’re not magic.

You’re just a rock-

He’s just a rock.

manywinged:

manywinged:

my favorite aesthetic has got to be casualwear and armor. like jeans and a chestplate or a tshirt and sweatpants and full plate gauntlets. that shit fucking rules.

A photo of someone wearing ripped jeans that show the plate armor boots and shin and thigh greaves beneath.ALT
A photo of someone's torso clad in a red and blue polo shirt and wearing silver plate armor gauntlets with clawlike fingers.ALT

instant +10 fashion buff to any outfit


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